Worst movies ever
Today I've spent quality procrastination time on one of my favorites websites imdb.com (The Internet Movie Database). Browsing around I stumble across the Bottom 100 movie list (as opposite to the Top 100) is a list with the worst movies ever.
Surprisingly I knew a lot of those movies, thanks to romanian TV station PRO TV and other motherfuckers which polluted us with shitty movies. Here worth mentioning the pathetic series "Police Academy" which was on PRO TV multiple times in prime time. Not all the TV stations are bad. The national TV station TVR is ok and they have good movies and no commercials during a movie. Maybe one or two but that actually means no commercials when its compared with ProTV which they show more commercials than movie runtime. For example Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace which has 133 min, on cheap motherfukers ProTV lasted 4 hours and they cut parts of it to pump some more commercials.
Ok lets get back to our Bottom 100 movie list. Here are some remarkable titles:
1. The Final Sacrifice (1.6)
The movie was rated 1.6 from maximum of 10 and was on the 4th place on Bottom 100.
Plot Summary: Ruled by the evil Satoris, an ancient cult of Canadian wrestlers, the Ziox, are bent on world domination...
An ancient cult of Canadian wrestlers??? Jesus.. It sounds ubber lame and CHEAP! I bet it will be soon on ProTV, you will see.
2. Future War (1.7)
This crapola rated 1.7 is on 8th place and has the following plot summary: A runaway human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present day and fights cyborgs and dinosaurs.
Wow, sounds like another prime time Saturday night movie for romanian TV stations.
3. Jaws: The Revenge (2.6)
You all remember this movie with the mentally deranged shark that pursues a woman and her son and the red painted bubble water. This movies is one of those stupid movies with animals that terrorized people. After Jaws, there were movies with killer crocks, snakes, bats, spiders, killa bees :), crazy cats, chickens and owls :P
4. Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (2.6)
The title speaks for it self :). I haven't seen it but I believe the movie worth mentioned in this post. Maybe the work "Bitch" will attract more traffic here :).
If you want to have fun take a look at the IMDb Bottom 100 and who knows maybe your favorite movie is listed too "hee hee" >:)
Surprisingly I knew a lot of those movies, thanks to romanian TV station PRO TV and other motherfuckers which polluted us with shitty movies. Here worth mentioning the pathetic series "Police Academy" which was on PRO TV multiple times in prime time. Not all the TV stations are bad. The national TV station TVR is ok and they have good movies and no commercials during a movie. Maybe one or two but that actually means no commercials when its compared with ProTV which they show more commercials than movie runtime. For example Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace which has 133 min, on cheap motherfukers ProTV lasted 4 hours and they cut parts of it to pump some more commercials.
Ok lets get back to our Bottom 100 movie list. Here are some remarkable titles:
1. The Final Sacrifice (1.6)
The movie was rated 1.6 from maximum of 10 and was on the 4th place on Bottom 100.
Plot Summary: Ruled by the evil Satoris, an ancient cult of Canadian wrestlers, the Ziox, are bent on world domination...
An ancient cult of Canadian wrestlers??? Jesus.. It sounds ubber lame and CHEAP! I bet it will be soon on ProTV, you will see.
2. Future War (1.7)
This crapola rated 1.7 is on 8th place and has the following plot summary: A runaway human slave from Earth's future escapes to the present day and fights cyborgs and dinosaurs.
Wow, sounds like another prime time Saturday night movie for romanian TV stations.
3. Jaws: The Revenge (2.6)
You all remember this movie with the mentally deranged shark that pursues a woman and her son and the red painted bubble water. This movies is one of those stupid movies with animals that terrorized people. After Jaws, there were movies with killer crocks, snakes, bats, spiders, killa bees :), crazy cats, chickens and owls :P
4. Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (2.6)
The title speaks for it self :). I haven't seen it but I believe the movie worth mentioned in this post. Maybe the work "Bitch" will attract more traffic here :).
If you want to have fun take a look at the IMDb Bottom 100 and who knows maybe your favorite movie is listed too "hee hee" >:)
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