Pinky was about to start a war

Today Pinky with his fluent English was about to start a war between Romania and Italy. Thanks to my super duper mediator skills the situation was diffused. Here is the Monday morning transcript.

Pinky: hi Chief
Chief: Hello
Pinky: is the gay there?
Chief: Who??
Pinky: the new gay,the one who knows flash
Chief: You mean the new GUY? yes he is here
Chief: gay means homosexual you know...
Pinky: ah
Pinky: ok
Chief: we must connect his laptop in the VPN
Chief: i think we have to call BOFH for this
Pinky: yes we are waiting for BOFH
Chief: aiight! peace :V
Pinky: Peace dogg!