Deathmatch with Brain

Yesterday after lunch I went to the bank to withdraw money from company expenses fund to have cash in order to pay the company bills that cant be payed through the bank. I took Carlos with me and together we went with his car. In 20 minutes max we were back to the office and we found Bernie talking on the phone with Brain. Immediately Bernie hands me the phone and I had a delightful conversation with our supreme commander that sounded like this:

Chief: Hello?
Brain: This is NOT POSSIBLEEE!
Chief: Hello!?
Brain: Chief, we cannot continue like this anymore! Its 3:45 and you were not in the office! You do what you want there and nobody can control you! Most of the time when i call you are not in the office, you are smoking, you R in da bafroom, you are out but i didnt said anything. This is NOT POSSIBLE!!
Chief: But Brain, i went to withdraw the money in order to paythe bills in cash!
Brain: You must do that in your free time, Saturday or after working hours like we do here.
Chief: The bank opening hours are the same as our working hours!
Brain: Go to the bank during your lunch time.
Chief: I cant go during my lunch because i have to eat! Its MY lunch!!
Brain: Chief, you cant use the working hours to solve your personal issues!!
Chief: WTF???? Who said anything about personal?? This is for THE COMPANY!!! THE OFFICE HERE!! THIS IS WORK, ADMINISTRATIVE WOOORRRRRKK!!!!!!1
Brain: Ohh..
Chief: Hmm..
Brain: Chief, i'm sorry i thought you said personal problmz..
Chief: Yep..
Brain: Ok then I will see if we can arrange something with the bank..
Chief: Yeah..
Brain: OK bye, thank you! See you tomorow! Bye
Chief: Ok, bye.

And so it ended another ordinary day from Men@Work life.